What a wealth of riches! On the heels of the recent discovery of two lost poems of Sappho, I am honored to be able to notify the world that a papyrus with a previously unknown dialogue of Plato has been found! Scholars are currently calling it On Dirt. It solves the prickly problem of the Forms of Hair, Mud, and Dirt, as expounded by Socrates and Parmenides in Plato’s Parmenides (130b-d). Click on the link below for a translation of the *astonishing* new dialogue!